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This quiz is inaccurate, and kinda dumb, but, eh
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell".
[X] Fish and chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer!
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian. (Not enough to check this off)
[ ] You are under (5’7¾”)
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some. (sadly)
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr (That's grotesque)
[X] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are. (They're mundane)
Total: 5 (I'm half Hispanic)
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[X] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily. (I do)
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[X] You can speak some Russian.
[X] You love listening to techno
[X] Your parents let you drink.
[X] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[X] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (Valentin)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green. (It's alright)
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons. (Sometimes)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German (Not enough to check this off)
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
[ ] You have been to Germany
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
[ ] You like French toast.
[X] You love wine.
[X] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail. (I probably have)
[X] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[X] You like fast food. (I like food. I like it fast)
[X] You call football football and soccer soccer
[ ] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island (I'm Black.)
[X] You watch way too much TV (Not enough)
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding (Fuck the Princess)
[ ] You have a dog
[ ] You have a cushy job
[ ] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[X] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[X] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] You know how to fish or have fished before.
[X] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French. (Not enough Dutch)
[X] You like Belgian waffles. (Sure)
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[X] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (USA! USA! USA!)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
[X] You like the color orange. (It's alright)
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[ ] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[X] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[X] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[X] You are tanned. (I'm tan.)
[X] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.